A gift from a "True Friend"

My married friend of mine gave me a book to read, ironically she recieved it from her husband.

The name of the book you ask? "The Spotter's Guide to the Male Species" by Juliette Willis.

This book is absolutely hysterical. Here is an excerpt:

In the section titled Appearance and Plumage - under the part regarding shoes.

Cowboy Boots
There's really no excuse unless he is actually a cowboy, and if you're not in Texas or Nevada, then it's unlikely that he is. Brad Pitt in Thelma & Louise wasn't a cowboy as such but he managed to carry it off, and he's the only man in history aside from Clint Eastwood who can. Avoid this man at all costs- he is either headlong into stage two of a midlife crisis (stage one being the sports car) or he's in a band that hasn't made it. Unless of course, he's Jon Bon Jovi, but even he's had his day and should know better. Worn with jeans, by the way, is bad enough, but if they're worn with trousers, then he needs medical attention, fast. This kind of creature should be extinct by now.

I was absolutely rolling when I read this, because I know someone who is like this and yes he single and yes, he wears the cowboy boots with trousers.