Tuesday, April 04, 2006

People.....

The crazy people are out in mass these days....

Yesterday I saw a guy smoking a bowl at a stop light, right out in plain view... are you kidding me? Of course that was after I stopped at the grocery store and stood in line for a 1/2 hour because a woman was screaming that the cashier would not sell her alcohol because of a new state law.

Then today, I was talking to my friend and she was telling me this hysterical story. She went into a public restroom at the airport and she was near the handicapp stall where she noticed some unusual activity. Being that she works at the airport she was concered that someone was having a seziure in the restroom. When she took a closer look she realized that there were way to many feet in the stall. Even better the feet had no shoes on. Then she realized the implication.

- Two sets of feet - one obviously male
- Movement that looks like a seizure
- Heavy breathing

She put 2 and 2 together and realized that there was two people having sex!

Can you believe it! In a public restroom, where mother's change their children's diapers and grandma's go to powder their noses.

Needless to say I guess the girl was quite intoxicated and missed her flight and probrably wont remember much of what happend.

Simply amazing.... I think I am going to play it safe and just stay home.

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