An Airplane, a uniform and bad singing

Blast from the past....

I was flipping through the channels and stopped on the abc family channel. To my delight, one of my all time favorite movies is on.

TOP GUN!

It has all of the best things in it... Airplanes (fast ones), hot men in uniforms and romance.


Hmmm... I am going to have good dreams tonight

Overwhelmed!

There is only so much one person can do.... Give me a freaking break!

And another thing!

I think my porch is turning into a zoo.

So you know about the damn cat that I cant get rid of. Well, I haven't seen him in a while. Maybe he took Picadilly up on her offer and shipped off for Amsterdam. Don't worry Picadilly, I will send you some flea powder.

So anyway, on top of the cat, there has been a spider that has been living on my porch. I named him Mr. Spider. We both had our own sections of the porch so I left him alone. Now if he had crossed the line I would have smooshed him but we were living in harmony and all was good. Besides he was eating all of the other little bugs that tried to find a home there.

In addition to the cat and the spider, I had a gecko that frequented my lovely porch. I named him Oscar. Well, I guess Oscar found a friend, so now both gecko's have been chillin on the porch.

Well, yesterday I noticed that Mr. Spider was missing. I have a feeling that either Oscar or his friend became a little hungry and ate Mr. Spider and here I thought we were one big happy family. Then Oscar had to go and literally have lunch with Mr. Spider. The least they could have done was clean up the dirty ass spider web.

Primal Instinct at it's finest!

People.....

The crazy people are out in mass these days....

Yesterday I saw a guy smoking a bowl at a stop light, right out in plain view... are you kidding me? Of course that was after I stopped at the grocery store and stood in line for a 1/2 hour because a woman was screaming that the cashier would not sell her alcohol because of a new state law.

Then today, I was talking to my friend and she was telling me this hysterical story. She went into a public restroom at the airport and she was near the handicapp stall where she noticed some unusual activity. Being that she works at the airport she was concered that someone was having a seziure in the restroom. When she took a closer look she realized that there were way to many feet in the stall. Even better the feet had no shoes on. Then she realized the implication.

- Two sets of feet - one obviously male
- Movement that looks like a seizure
- Heavy breathing

She put 2 and 2 together and realized that there was two people having sex!

Can you believe it! In a public restroom, where mother's change their children's diapers and grandma's go to powder their noses.

Needless to say I guess the girl was quite intoxicated and missed her flight and probrably wont remember much of what happend.

Simply amazing.... I think I am going to play it safe and just stay home.

Not much going on

I love these kinds of weeks, not much going on. No drama, no stress... just ______ (nothing).

Have you ever heard of myspace. Well, I guess it is all the rage of "kids" these days. =)

I have become addicted. You would be surprised who has set up shop over there. I have spent many hours searching for people from my past. Not that I really want to contact them, but more of a curiosity of what they are doing now. You know comparing myself to them and all.

Anyway... I really dont have much to talk about since there is no drama and all and I am not feeling particularly insightful these days... so if you are bored to tears from reading this hodge podge of a post... you can always pop over to myspace and see who you can find.